This is the machine he’s supposed to be looking at. There’s some sort of attachment for performing laryngoscopy. It’s also possible that they just photoshopped something on the display. https://www.usa.philips.com/healthcare/product/HC989706001651/tempus-als-monitor-defibrillator

Edit: after looking at pictures of laryngoscopy, I’m going to go with a larynx

kitchen chair, not chain

I’ve had a couple like that. My wife went and got some salt and told and told me to eat it. Like maybe a 1/4 teaspoon. It was a lot, but it works I swear I could feel it start to relax in less than minute.

Eggman for president

Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It’s just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.

Ok. What did you use to make that?

Billy Jean

My dad saw a picture of that scene and immediately said “He could cut that pipe he’s chained to.” “But what if the blade is dull?” I said. “That pipe is cast iron. All he’d have to do is score it really good and then crack it with handle of the saw, or kick it lose.”

Dad knowledge. It must be something we get when we become a dad.

Everything is political. We need to burn the system.

Can confirm. Was recommended a company provided resource due to my struggle with anxiety, depression, etc at work. Was fired not long after.

Just as I started to get my shit together too. That was a kick in the balls.

That title

I understood this, can I call myself a programmer now

C99 forever

I always do that if I’m on the phone and the stupid bot is being unhelpful. And especially if my call might be monitored. “No you stupid fucking bot that didn’t work. I want to talk to a human” “Fuck you. Get me a person to talk to”. etc. It’s the fastest way

Controller disconnected.

I like Bitwarden. It’s open source. The Firefox plugin and Android app work great. Also free.

Fuck a doorknob. California. Buttermilk pancakes in my eyes. Stepped on a toad. Broke a Navajo code. Now it’s time to reiterate California. (https://youtu.be/VE5JMEu5hZA?si=vrLE9XYBxou8lYgw)

I remember my brother and I having to set it to 1x speed and leave the room and pray the software didn’t hang. No one was allowed to use the computer for anything while it was burning a disc. Lol. So much anticipation!

I legit laughed out loud

And furry art… Or was that just my feed?