This speaks to my soul.

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Wait, there’s more than one goatse photo?

I’ll take gross reductionisn for 500 Alex

Yoooo, what’s the @? You know she does the good content.

You monster ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

I’ve never been so offended in my life. This is fucking blasphemy.

Alright fine, if no one else is gonna ask, I will. Anyone know her @? Bet ya she does naughty content.

Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right (To Party)

He recently had to run where he was going to get married to Catwoman. I haven’t read it, but I’ve heard it doesn’t go well.

🤣

Me and my buddy really want to try it. It can’t be as bad as the smoker’s cough.

One of my favorite YouTubers that does a ton of drinks from games and movies has a series called “Cursed Cocktails” where he makes and tried this. It’s really entertaining.

https://youtu.be/HtxfPJZJtK0

My fiancee works at the welfare office in downtown Pittsburgh, PA. I literally just asked her and she said, “They can potentially get approved for medical assistance if it’s an emergency, but they’re not going to be able to get something like food stamps as an illegal immigrant.” Other states might be different, but that’s at least PA.

At least it wasn’t COVID

I would like to nominate this comment for hot take of the year.

This is not a shitpost

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Doesn’t mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.

I’m in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that’s a pretty good excuse.