High quality post 👍

At least the cake day bot seems to be working.

Happy cake day and many pleasant returns!

He likes rape

You said rape twice

End qualified immunity for cops, increase minimum training requirements, and institute federal licensing scheme to increase accountability, along with mandatory malpractice insurance coverage.

None of these standards are more strenuous than the ones I have to meet for my non-LEO job.

It might spill if you snatch it

Can’t decide if Crimean Combat Seagulls or Kremlin Snuffbox should be the name of the screenplay (or my new band name)

Totally

Behold the Master Race™️

Mediocremind

Wondering if your vocal control will outlast your other fine motor skills, and therefore have you considered just recording your yourself monologuing anecdotes, impressions, commentary, what have you? I’m reminded of folks’ oft-time lament that they did not record their loved one’s voices in an every day setting and being unable to recall exactly how they sounded after they are gone.

You gotta wade through a lot of bullshit on social media generally, even here in the fediverse which I’m sure we consider to be a cut above. But every once in a while, you strike gold in a post like this. This place is a better place and I am richer for you having posted. I wish you the best of luck here and in the beyond.

Just a couple of crazy cut-ups!

I’d posit that piano man is a pompous song by one of the most pompous pricks in pop music, who grows more pompous and self absorbed with every passing moment.

You are not wrong. In fact, it is arguably the most compelling show on TV period.

Extra points for ersatz

Olya