The peer review technique: try to cram it all the day before, fall miserably, use your sharp sense of observation to poll what others are answering. Also know as the Linguee protocol.

“Hell is other people” - Jean-Paul Sartre

An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!

So normies are the original enshittifiers, then corporations come in. I knew it, I should have stayed a shut-in.

Howard the Duck reference = 👍

This meme brought to you by the meatgan gang. #FruitLivesMatter

Forgot she ded already 💀

What about her? She’s cheesy, just put her on a grill!

Margaret Thatcher?

You forgot the key weakness of read mode: its dark mode is not real black (#000000), but dark grey. The difference is staggering with OLED screens.

Unlimited pawer

Life cockroach?

Does that also mean they go aflat the earth?

No, you’re a prison

You are your own prison

Hear me out… Eyeballs extenders!

Clock in, look busy, clock out. Repeat until retirement.

Maybe we are the idiots for not doing the bare minimum?

if you know what you’re doing

There’s your problem. The average Lemmy use is far more capable with computers than the average meatbag-in-a-suit and, most importantly, knows how to find info on the Internet when he doesn’t know.

Finnish or finished

I might have an idea… You ever seen Requiem for a dream?

Letlive