Epstein didn’t kill himself.

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

Life finds a way

Ranch salad dressing

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

Fantastic

Is just sleeping.

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

Hakuna Mavodka - It means no memories.

Hakuna Ma-vodka

It means no memories

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

Bring on the fluggegecheimen!

The joke’s on them. I sold my soul years ago.