When you hooking up with the girl who’s running through the whole football team and you ain’t got a condom

I’m in if it’s penis vore

Then it disappears and I say “Where House?”

What do we do? I’m so scared 🥺

https://youtu.be/xyo4Kp2OVUI?si=FIowBbwUSmr2fMj7

Ayo wtf?

Time to dust off the guillotines

I can’t fucking stand this guy, why does he keep getting roles. God damnit

But her birthday is next week!!!

My chair is sufficient thank you…until I game then they go on my bed…then back on my chair

What if they had 7?

Oh no I hope they don’t step on me

“Let them fight”

Dang, I wonder if that money will ever come back into circulation with former taxation on their wealth. No? Okay just increase that money copier and keep inflation going BABAY!

I’m waiting for people to just mod a fucking .45 Caliber into Baldurs Gate 3 so I can blast Gortash in his fucking head the first time I see him

This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella

It’s too late dude I opened this at work and now I have cum all over my pants way to go!

LOOK AT DEM SAUSAGE FINGERS

When you nut but the milking machine keeps milking

Now we’re talking 🤤

BONK