Just as the prophecy foretold

Me and my my girlfriend are of the mind where (once our relationship is that far) there’s gonna be a long talk about marriage, like if we’re ready, what changes are being made once that happens, a lot of discussion. We also agree once that discussion has been settled there can still be the romantic gesture of popping the question

I just never understood how people are able to go

“I’m putting you on the spot would you make a life changing decision that will alter both our lives or will you break my heart, go ahead infront of all these people”

reminds me of that shame meme

Me: body why are we so hot Immune system: bacteria can’t live in this heat for prolonged period Me: But neither can we loads gun_shame.jpeg

I’ve heard these wrong number scams are used to probe for an active phone number

Basically they’re fishing for a “sorry I think you have the wrong number” to confirm or deny that there is a human on the other side so they don’t waste resources spamming inactive phone numbers

Anyways this is still really funny tho

I’m in my early 20s and I have this super vague memory of a beetle car being sentient. The only scene I remember is it spraying oil cus it didn’t like someone or something like that

Am I thinking of the right movie

Ah that makes sense, thanks for the detailed write up

So I’m popping in this thread to ask how does the virus survive if it kills? Is the plan to spread before that happens?

Well as an American that sounds about right for some people

I’ve never read It (I’ve heard the name somewhere) but I thought this was some bear terminator illustration

The bearminator if you will

Blasphemous burrito sounds awesome

Could be a band name Halloween Taco Bell item

The possibilities are endless

My head canon for pause menus is that time continued as normal from the npcs perspective and I just ate food so fast I broke the laws of physics

As for bread healing stab wounds well it was just really delicious bread

WDYM I CANT realistically carry an rpg, a minigun, a laser minigun, a firework launcher, and railgun in… where does the gta protag store their weapons, wait I don’t wanna know

I wrote up a comment finding a few sites because I have nothing better to do with my morning

Hello it is I, a human, I have found such items on the following sites: Etsy, one that looks similar on Amazon, and on a site called Redbubble

I just plugged remember kids electricity kills t shirt into ddg

Anyways this comment needs more hyperlinks

I’m not dyslexic and if you didn’t tell me that font was for treating I would have just thought it’s a cute stylized font

Impossible

Perfection

Feels like I missed opportunity to say

“Using the drake format”

“Using my cat”

Also my memory could be off but isn’t the unimpressed face on the top with the excited one on the bottom

True true but I thought an exe was a virus and actual executables were just an app or something

I remember when I was a little flipflop I thought exe files were terrifying cus that what viruses were or something

Little me was stupid