Definitely a joke. I would only have it on my wall for shock value.

I once printed out a picture of the gates in front of Auschwitz and put it on my cubicle wall because my boss was being an asshole. He didn’t get the joke and I didn’t care.

Obviously that was the post-disposal announcement press conference.

That’s a real movie.

And it’s fucking hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6TUehPpzYg

I will note that there is no cocaine in Cocaine Shark.

And if you enjoy that, may I recommend Oujia Shark? It was made for CA $500, with much of that going to the shark puppet, for which they paid way too much.

Sadly, the only version available on YouTube right now has Spanish subtitles. Still worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK9LVl0e8ww

Police say the 2.2 tons of cocaine were taken off the boat and immediately brought to police headquarters. It was announced later that the record 2.1 ton cocaine haul was the record-breaker. Police hope to move the perpetrators smuggling the 2.1 tons of cocaine quickly through the justice system. As for the 2 tons of cocaine? The 1.9 tons will be disposed of properly.

As much as other European colonialists have fucked up Africa over the years, I don’t think any one person can have more blame for that than Leopold II of Belgium. Just ran the place like his own personal genocidal fiefdom.

This happened in Peru 100 years ago: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina

And in Paraguay, an average of two girls between the ages of 10 and 14 give birth every day: https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/nov/30/paraguay-child-teen-pregnancies

That’s how little has changed.

Paraguay’s strict abortion laws – some of the most extreme in the Americas – give child and adolescent abuse victims few options if they become pregnant. Abortion is granted only in very rare cases where the mother’s life is recognised to be in danger.

See also: Idaho, USA.

I want to hate Stuart Little, but god damn was E.B. White a good writer. Even The Elements of Style is a great read just as a book in my opinion.

A couple of quotes from Stuart Little:

In the loveliest town of all where the houses were white and high and the elm trees were green and higher than the houses where the front yards were wide and pleasant and the back yards were bushy and worth finding out about, where the streets sloped down to the stream and the stream flowed quietly under the bridge, where the lawns ended in orchards and the orchards ended in fields and the fields ended in pastures and the pastures climbed the hill and disappeared over the top toward the wonderful wide sky, in this loveliest of all towns Stuart stopped to get a drink of sarsaparilla.

Stuart rose from the ditch, climbed into his car, and started up the road that led toward the north…As he peeked ahead into the great land that stretched before him, the way seemed long. But the sky was bright, and he somehow felt he was headed in the right direction.

I can’t hate a book written that well even though Stuart was a little shit in the book as well.

Wilbur the pig was also a little shit.

I’ve read before that one of the reasons the Galapogos tortoise species were either driven to extinction or almost so was because sailors though they tasted amazing.

So someone in the new cultured cloned meat industry really needs to get on that.

I’m not going to say good, but I also don’t pity them. One of the rare cases where humans kill an endangered animal and the animal gets some revenge.

It’s really no different in the tomato-loving U.S.

It’s picked by migrant workers, mostly from Latin America, who get treated like shit and send the tiny amount of pay they get home, so they’re pretty much entirely beholden to the farm (which is a huge corporation) to feed and house them. They also will get deported if they leave the farm and are noticed by law enforcement.

They’re not literally slaves, but it’s damn near close.

Note the camp here is called “better than some.”

https://www.justice4all.org/tomato-camp/

I can’t keep track of your weird Canadian pop stars.

Thanks so much, I am busting my ass trying!

And likely for far worse reasons based on the response from @[email protected].

Lovely. I am not happy about having to emigrate to a non-EU country, but it’s my only choice.

If the world traded oil rather than burned it, we would be in a much better position.

Yeah? Well I’m threatening a billion percent tariff on Mars unless I get a pony!

You just wait until Timmy is in the bathroom to do the shots. Do I have to think of everything to avoid the horror of Sunny D?

I hope not. I like drinking a screwdriver on occasion.

I’ll take your word for it.