If its that green one, I’m charging at it like a bull…

i want that fucken purse

Jesus…I guess in their eyes…

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The game was rigged from the start…

“We now go live to the man’s rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!”

Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?

You’re gonna put some gasoline in it and light it up?

Stuff a gas soaked rag in it, light it and throw it?

You’re gonna “One Man One Jar” it?

Pumping lines of Adderall-Laced Cocaine

🤯✨🎆🎇

This is some excellent shit here!

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I for one would like to try this “nuclear fish”…preferably crumbed, deep fried and doused in lemon juice. With a serve of fries.

“SNIFF!!”

Ah, I love the smell of fresh tanks in the morning! Its metallic!

You folks wanna start a fight?

Gonna tell my kids that’s Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.

Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I’ve been getting that a lot.

Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep…

I just want an 06 Prius. These new ones are huge…

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I don’t exactly know what goes on, I’m on Lemmy at 3am most times and I see the same stuff just reposted…

When I was a teenager, we were shotgunning beers and smoking hash. A lot worse than a few energy drinks a month.

When I was a teenager, I started drinking coffee before I went to school. Everyone was still half asleep and I couldn’t sit still as coffee was my energy drink. I regret it now because I need more caffeine to wake up.

“Chemical Caffeine”?

“Bull Jizz n Juice”?

Uhh…

Like Patches O Houlahan from Dodgeball once said:

“I drink my own piss because its sterile and I like the taste!”

What do you do for a living?

I sell drugs to minors and bribe police to allow me to keep doing it.

No, I’m a construction worker building houses and units.