People always ask why I left…

Pressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.

So it’s removing French from your system. Sounds like a useful tool on Linux if you don’t speak French! Be sure to run as sudo though

I mean technically it will be the dark side of the moon. It’ll just be the same side we normally see. A super fast new moon if you will.

“looks like an LED oh wait it’s in front of the LED” thanks brain

As another comment noted, this negatively affects pollinators too

Can I come to your party,? Maybe drink some of your blood? Idk #justsillythings?

I’m not sure about that, hypoxia could be a fun time. CO2 poisoning would just be sleepy… So not as fun I guess. Waiting to die would definitely be lame though.

Those teenagers should get it too! Right? There were plenty of teenagers when I went to their concert this decade!

Take this one step further and make it into so many bank accounts, they’re free after all!

One bank account for only the things you know don’t change each month (rent, insurance exc)

Another account for things you can estimate each month (house gas, electricity exc)

I like another account for things like groceries and car gas after that, I find there a bit less predictable than things like electricity.

A few savings accounts for emergencies, trip planning, exc.

Finally one account for fun money to spend each month.

The beauty comes when you set them all up for automatic transfer and bill pay and only have to think about most of it once or twice per year!