Gonna use this as a congratulations for someone’s “we’re pregnant!” Facebook post

They had to change the law in the uk around naming companies!

How many Essex girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Essex girls screw in Capris.

Which goes to show how old these jokes are.

Real life Subway Surfer

The answer for the deep copy would seem to be a combination of a static recursive function to copy the array while cloning the objects inside, with setting the __clone() magic function in your objects to break the references, no? Granted it’s not a built in function, but not difficult to implement.

And the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane

Or just insert a few scenes with Bill Murray and Annie McDowell at the age they are now, to show how long he was stuck in there.

The UN doesn’t, according to your own source.

The “text” is hurting my brain

Maybe start it at 10m and index link it to the average wage thereafter. Make it in their own interests to boost everyone’s wages.

All income over $10m per year is taxed at 100%. Foreign and domestic put together.

Tfw the CIO is the project manager, you’re 26 months into a 6 month project, and he’s still lying to the board that it will be done within 3 months, whereas the team know it’s at least 2 years away (if ever) because of vendor indifference and incompetence.

Hang blue dong, of course

From Biblical Babylon to modern scientology The problem with cults, at least according to me / Is that it’s so hard to see the purpose, meaning or point in them / And they’re never any fun, but still, people keep joining them

Amateur Rappers, by The Burning Hell

This headline made me snort my gin and tonic out my nose.

When I read that, I can never not say “not important” in my head