I was disappointed when the US Congress cafeteria renamed Freedom Fries back to French Fries.
This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that’s symbolic of bureaucracy.
Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties‽
It’s not just a kernel, it’s a lifestyle.
The food of choice for ironworkers and boilermakers everywhere.
She wanted some seamen.
Those were my favorite fish to catch in Stardew Valley
This is the type of strength and certainty that I crave, from steel beams
I remember the good old days of Windows MS-DOS where they had an 8 character filename limit lol
Hydraulically frack deez nuts
(Or the lesbian equivalent thereof)
My dog once saw another dog kick up the ground after pooping to cover it. She now does it every single time, but didn’t learn it right so she ends up kicking up dirt randomly in other directions for a few seconds.
Mediterranistan
Time to send a sacrificial body double then.
For me it’s DU. DU HAST. DU HAST MICH.
Or alternatively, Ich bin ein Berliner
What, you egg?
stabs him
Jesus is having sex today.