GratefullyGodless

Well, that would be one way to encourage young folks to have more babies and turn around Japans low birth rate. More time to actually spend in relationships with someone other than your coworkers would be a good step in the right direction.

Seems more like sociopathic guac.

When I was a kid, buttered plain white bread was great, but as an adult, not so great anymore.

Or he’s wearing one REALLY crusty pair of underwear.

There’s a kernel of truth in that statement.

All I know is Stardew Valley has a big update today, and there’s few better places to hang out when you’re feeling stressed.

It doesn’t seem shitty enough to me. Maybe if you get rid of the black boxes and replace them with circles with piles of shit in them? That would probably be shittier.

“What is a speed suit? Only the perfect habilitant for the science minded man, who knows both comfort and ease and demands them from his clothing. In a speed suit you say to the world: ‘Look out! I know what I’m wearing for the rest of my life!'” — Dr. Venture

That was not Pooty being Playful, that was him warning Carlson that he knows him and his secrets, and if he veers off script, well…let’s just say some of Carlson’s deep hidden secrets may come to light.

But, of course, just Pooty doing the interview revealed a lot. It revealed that things are worse for Russia than Russia is acknowledging, because otherwise Pooty wouldn’t be doing an interview in the first place.

Bur, what if they prematurely finish and my car isn’t charged yet?

“slowly”? It was pretty much warp speed as soon as Trump asked the Russians to get Hilary’s emails.

Yeah, but I live in the Chicago area, and with all the trouble some folks have had here with their electric squarves in this bitter cold, they’re thinking about switching back to gas squarfs.

Dumb thumb drum?

Bacon Tomato Salmon sandwich.

You’re welcome. Glad I could help you face the situation.

I’m more annoyed by the fact that he’s a conehead now.

You may have to face-off against some people who wonder why you posted this.

Adam West was the best! And it even rhymes.

One thing you can do for a pause in the conversation, is simply to put a thoughtful look on your face and stroke your chin for a moment while you figure out the best answer. This way the person you’re talking to knows that you were listening, so they don’t feel ignored, and it gives you that moments pause you need. Plus, bonus, sometimes they think you’re smarter and more thoughtful than you actually are.

I think it would be much harder explaining Clussy to them.