Oh nice! Let me grab my flathead screwdriver real quick…

Noooo! Not my Fent! That’s the good stuff! /s

I hate country and this song is fire.

Me when the couch turns me down.

Kids, their taste buds are still developing so when they taste it and don’t instantly vomit they think it tastes good. After that their taste buds are permanently shifted towards those types of flavors, making the problem worse. Should be illegal.

Wait… It’s not???

Is it bad that the image didn’t load but I’m pretty sure I already know what it looks like?

Now they don’t have to be widows or orphans anymore! See Isreal is the good guys /s

Seriously thinking about not looking at the news anymore, there so much terrible bs going on and so little I can do about it. Fucking awful.

Sorry, gonna have to miss the rapture, I have DnD this weekend.

Umbrella, Awktually, there’s no space in shitpost, therefore it is, in fact a pole made entirely out of shit. I went to shitiversary once, that basically makes me an expert on all things shit. 🤓

Is your shit not solid?

I’d rather Lemmy burn to the ground than become famous, seriously watching AND experiencing twitter, reddit, Facebook, MySpace, my-yearbook, and (does Skype count?). I would like to make Lemmy my forever social media. Only time will tell if it lasts though.

Careful, you don’t want to be labeled ‘the vegan catfood guy’ Seriously it was difficult to explain to my fiance how I became ‘the guy who doesn’t know how to flush a toilet’

What if you feed vegans to vegans? I mean, if you take 'you are what you eat literally…

Well sure, but it was all a shit-post comment not actually meant to be taken seriously. I chose a snake for that very reason. Though your comment gave me a ton to think about and was well thought out! Bravo!

I believe cats can’t properly digest the plants right? Probably kills them slowly.

I guess vegan cat owners are doing their Job and eradicating meat eaters from the world. /s

But for real, crazy that some did that to their pets.

For no particular reason I’m heading to new York with my van of 1000 snakes.

Let’s go to the extremes here: let’s say I’m a vegan, and love snakes and want my snake to not eat live mouse, do you think I can feed the snake vegan snake food?

This is all hypothetical as I dislike snakes and love bacon.

Babe quick, new toilet lore just dropped!

I read it as ‘humiliated, Putin’ like it’s his title.