Prepping himself for his 2028 presidential run. Gotta get the “Christians” behind him

You forgot felon and rapist for the first one

They should have been preparing a replacement for Biden since he was sworn into office.

Now… Who really knows. There’s so much at stake for more than the presidency. If the choices are between a 78 year old felon under multiple indictments who is only out for himself, and an 81 year old who wants to better the country but is, well, 81… I’ll take the 81 year old

Music and programming both have a sort of logic to them

Term limits on SCOTUS should be 18 years, with one Justice retiring every other year.

Unless the court expands, then the term limits could be shorter

Save that $5 a day and put it in a mutual fund and in 10 years you’ll make nothing because inflation will eat any growth you might have had

Put on your emergency lights and walk around the vehicle?

Oh for brake lights, yeah, some weight probably works best, or backing near something and seeing if it lights up, don’t even need a window

Also so many Linux memes

Because covid destroyed the car supply chain and made new cars basically the same price as used

In some cases, used is actually more expensive because it’s available that day, whereas ordering a vehicle still takes 6+ weeks

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexandralevine/2023/06/21/tiktok-confirms-data-china-bytedance-security-cfius/?sh=3add3fb32708

You can literally search “TikTok data”

They said Virginia and Singapore, then whoops, it’s actually not

It’s actually called “greige” and it’s a mix between beige and gray

I wish I was joking

Nixon never should have been pardoned

You load 16 tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

St. Peter, don’t you call me 'cause I can’t go

I owe my soul to the company store

Don’t worry, apple is still limiting data transfer to usb2 protocols except on the pro models

I don’t use reddit on mobile (and use it much much less on desktop with RES, Old reddit, and an adblocker, I still like the computer oriented subs)

Salary is guaranteed, bonuses are not

Sours also cost more, at least from what I’ve seen with local breweries

If you’re in Wisconsin, there’s a ton of small (and not so small) breweries to pick from

If GMK and such could stop taking nearly a year for keycaps, it would be nice

LTT fucked up hard, doubled down, worse things came out, tripled down