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I get regular cravings for papaya. I am a masochist.

My dumbass Republican father wants to do away with USPS entirely and rely solely on existing private businesses, such as FedEx or UPS.

He lives in Tucson, AZ. So, not exactly country. But he’s fucking stupid.

Not great. Just had a lumbar puncture and feeling pukey.

Something like that

I’ll be watching you

I’m a 34 year old woman. I don’t take myself very seriously.

THANK YOU.

Spot on.

You wouldn’t care about a civil war in China?

Holy shit, why

That website gave me cancer

Uhhhhh, fuck no. Some children invented this shit back in 1999. It was on Figure it Out. How fucking dare you.

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With every fiber of my being, please.

Came here for this and the previous comment. This is exceedingly common here. Now I want a double dog. I wish I wasn’t poor.

You took the piss

It sounds delicious, but I think I’d rather die than purchase a box.

It’s like this moment was made for my boyfriend.

My 12 year son plays the trumpet. He’d love this meme.

But I will not show it to him.

I really don’t fucking get those people. Yeah, Stalin was awful, but communism isn’t. It seems like they don’t really know what they’re angry at. China? 🤷‍♀️

OCD is fun.