“Hold your breath”
“Kick your legs”
“Tuck your elbows into your chest”
“I think I can win this thing!”
“Hold your breath”
“Kick your legs”
“Tuck your elbows into your chest”
“I think I can win this thing!”
I feel like the Mystery Machine became a requirement after Venkman exploded too many real estate developers.
If you’re a dude who hunts handsy priests using ninjitsu, I’d consider you a useful man…
Those gators might be better off with six legs. I prefer to think of it as “exceeding expectations”.
Ugh, I am not looking forward to sweaty meatheads calling themselves “Golden Masters”…
I will fight them at any White Castle in Manhattan below 14th Street at eleven minutes past midnight on the coldest night in November.
They, in their judicial robes.
I, in my cape and cowl.
I descend upon them as my theme plays.
62 seconds later the cold drizzle stops, and for the briefest of moments there is no time. There is no sound. There is only…
The “interview” is just cover.
My bet is Putin is vetting Tucker Carlson for Trump’s running mate.
Once Tucker kisses the ring, and likely commits a crime (or other misdeeds) on Putin’s orders (to serve as puppet-string kompromat for Putin’s plans), Putin will give the blessing for Trump to announce Tucker Carlson as his VP running mate.
Then, just imagine a 2028 Presidential bid from Tucker (win or lose in ‘24)…
I’m not driving anywhere with a 2000 year old schizophrenic carpenter.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/01/11/south-africa-icj-hearing-israel-genocide/
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/11/world/middleeast/genocide-case-israel-south-africa.html
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/icj-order-israel-palestinians-genocide-rcna135559
https://abcnews.go.com/International/video/genocide-case-israel-begins-uns-top-court-106297050
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4402611-takeaways-israel-genocide-hearing/
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/01/international-court-justice-gaza-genocide/677257/
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/11/1224126552/court-hearings-genocide-charges-israel
https://www.politico.eu/newsletter/brussels-playbook/the-hague-hears-case-against-israel/
https://time.com/6553912/israel-south-africa-icj-genocide/
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/israel-genocide-case-south-africa-palestinians-gaza-un-icj/
https://www.oann.com/newsroom/israel-govt-to-fight-south-africa-genocide-claim-in-world-court/
This Woman’s World article discusses the topic and provides supporting citation in the form of embedded links to various sources.
https://www.womansworld.com/posts/health/why-are-women-always-cold
I dunno, I feel like if I lived through the Black Death and I was there when—at the end of the suffering, surrounded by death—the last plague rat died, I’d take it as a win…
No, not a mouse. But if you plugged a pigeon into that thing—Hello!
My tools?
Wired: DeWalt
Battery: Makita
Pneumatic: Bosch
Hand: whatever’s in the box…
♫ Dun dun dada Dun dun dada Dun dun ♫
Clearly, all those brand new Mercedes-Benz drivers are regretting not opting for the used 2008 Hyundai Santa Fe they could have had. Live and learn…
Wow, Disney+ is gonna have a lot of F-bombs…
How does the flat earth theory even account for an atmosphere or ocean without it all “spilling off the sides”?
“TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”