What about Brawndo? It’s what plants crave!

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren’t allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it’s free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It’s like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!

-Mitch Hedburg

It works great! I use one for a headless server for steam remote play.

Just when I think I couldn’t hate him anymore, he omits the Oxford comma…

In 2002 I was a 15 year old millennial… I wasn’t watching Blue’s Clues

I just thought the same thing… They are delicious

Yeah, wait until you are 40 and kids are making this same statement about video games from today.

Lisa needs braces

Two people can’t have the same right