That’s weird, I get windchimes

Linux with no services? That’s not a usable system for anyone who would ask “do I need a firewall”

Systemd is a service that runs logind. What are you doing without them?

That’s a bad mentally as well. Most stacks these days are about quantity not quality. If you blindly hit 10000 targets it’s more profitable than trying to spear a single one.

Akin to not wearing a seatbelt because you are unlikely to be killed by a sniper

You shouldn’t trust your device. Modern software is insanely complicated, even netbsd had an rce.

No you aren’t, browser based malware puts the attacker inside your fancy network. A basic firewall will greatly hinder any attack at basically no cost to you.

There is no reason to not leverage a firewall. Plenty of browser based malware can breach your home router and call back out to allow an attacker to explore your network. Windows has included a firewall for over a decade and it’s fine. You can with a single command enable Linux’s built in firewall and be glad you did the bare minimum of cyber security.

I too enjoy recreational hallucinations, but perhaps you should limit your intake

So as copper/fiber/cell slowly expands. More people will opt for more expensive slower service?

When cable really started to take off in my area, we had a local ISP who was doubling down on dialup with heavy compression. The owner locked the doors a year later and tried to flee the company with the company payroll

My fiber stays at 1gb up/down all the time though

Gnu is a dream, a thundering Hurd of dreams

Ahh capitalism…

Debian Hurd

Nope, it’s better then anything else here hands down.

Double checks for Hannah Montana Linux… Nope not listed… Yep it’s the best here

Does that predate or reference Dilbert?