This dude ran out of Just for Men before he could touch up that chin mullet.

St. Petersburg would be a good place to put Finland’s new NATO base.

I mean, how American are they? What’s their net worth?

“It’s still up…no it aint” - Some Russian General

Obviously, they can’t go all the way to Moscow but Kursk or bust doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Moscow or bust boys keep grabbing them by the balls and kicking them in the ass.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit homie, I would just buy 335952 acres of west Texas desert for a cool $243 million. Done where’s my money?

O Lebensraum, O Lebensraum, In history so dark and grim. A policy of space to gain, With conquest as its deadly aim. O Lebensraum, O Lebensraum, In history so dark and grim.

In lands afar, the wars did rage, With lives and homes lost to the stage. A vision fueled by brutal might, In shadows deep, it stole the light. O Lebensraum, O Lebensraum, In lands afar, the wars did rage.

“As the court explained in its recent decision denying Mr Trump’s motion for a new trial on damages and other relief [in the New York case] … based on all of the evidence at trial and the jury’s verdict as a whole, the jury’s finding that Mr Trump ‘sexually abused’ Ms Carroll implicitly determined that he forcibly penetrated her digitally – in other words, that Mr. Trump, in fact, did ‘rape’ Ms. Carroll as that term commonly is used and understood in contexts outside of the New York penal law.” - Lewis A. Kaplan: Senior Judge of the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York.

If it’s good enough for the woman he rapes it’s good enough for Ukraine.

1. Use tactical nukes in Ukraine
2. get sanctioned out of existence/bombed back to the Paleolithic era
3. ???
4. Profit

No, that shouldn’t start until the Summer of '25

Got to feed the machine