Jikal

5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see

Tuning to G4 and there’s a 90% chance it’s either COPS or Cheaters

And you could tell from the sound if it was gonna connect at a good rate too

Orc: “Y’all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus’ git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off.”

I saw a pic that supposedly said “egg fried rice”. I wouldn’t even be mad

Good choice. I live in the rural midwest and the only thing that’ll reach (even though we’re in the flatlands) is a WISP we pay $170 a month for 12/6. No data caps, but it’s slow as shit. At least it’s not satellite so we can still play games online fairly reliably but damn.

Center because it’s strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.