This just in: No Russian is ever allowed to speak??

I’ve yet to come up with a better name for my settlements than Beaver City

I was going to complain oh, there’s no getting away from US politics.

But I’ve reminded people in this very community complaining about posts that this is a shitposting community, so time to do it to myself

Look, if magical unicorn farts are real maybe it’s worth a try

As far as I’m concerned, this is canon

Well given that they literally named the place “new found land” my expectations would not be high

You may not want to know this, but you have described me perfectly

Trust me, this will definitely work

In my mind this makes it even worse

Damn :(

Sir, this is a shitposting community

I once watched Planes on a plane

I would not want to watch this rendition, especially on a plane

Not dancing now are you

Fruity.Bussi

^{help me please}

Last time, I apologized and said I should have realized (I should have), and my friend and I got into a two-day argument about whether it was a sincere apology or not. I finally asked what I did to deserve being accused of lying and he just said “well if I had said that I’d mean it manipulatively, so I assumed you did”. So apologizing in that scenario is taken as manipulative, right?

I mean… I think you did the right thing here. Hard to say without any context, but your friends kinda sound like dicks, like really taking offense at small things that really don’t matter that much.

Sorry, not sure what you should do with this take, just that maybe the problem is not entirely you.

Something something Goosebumps?

There’s always that one person in a furry chat

W-w-what’s going on-on