I’d rather smoke in the broom closet.

All the way through this reads so mid, you expect a funny twist ending. But ChatGPT just can’t do that.

It’s like a zombie wearing the skin of a writer.

*tactical advantage

Yeah I hate when I read some tutorial that says “tested on Grumpy Gremlin” and I have to google how old that is.

At my work, Ubuntu was the only Linux distro that was used on the desktop.
Some of my relatives use Linux, all Ubuntu.
The only other person I know who uses something else is also a hardcore nerd and professional sysadmin. He uses OpenSUSE.

Outside of the tech bubble, Ubuntu is still synonymous with Linux.

“Anything worth doing, is worth doing more of.”

-also Hunter S. Thompson, probably

Protip: Put the smoke detector on the same breaker.

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I’d think a knife made out of steel would be more practical, but I’m not an expert.

Sure, as soon as there’s a stable replacement available.
I wouldn’t put my mission-critical file server on BTRFS.

Still, why not Noble Nighthawk?

The release names get weirder every year.

Fixed gear gravel bike, vintage road bike, vintage MTB, touring bike, folding bike and cargo e-bike.

“These blast points, too accurate for Russians”

And if you always get the shitty broken one until you’re a corporal.

Maybe Ubuntu LTS will backport the update to their older versions since the issue is a deal breaker for affected users. But I wouldn’t count on it cause it isn’t a security issue.

where you need to go

My execution. That’s where it carries me. A black screen of death. The only thing that can save me is:

I don’t use Arch, by the way.

Good news! The flickering issue has been solved a couple days ago, with new support for explicit sync in Wayland. The fix just needs to be merged into wlroots and hit the Arch repos, then your troubles are over.