Karyoplasma

Just so you know: Germany’s government basically imploded yesterday. Has been a long time coming, really.

Also, if you move to any of the big cities (FFM, Hamburg, Bremen, Berlin) you won’t need to speak German.

je ne sais quoi

Wenn hinter Robben Robben robben, robben Robben Robben nach.

FTFY

Because otherwise, all this money would be wasted on the dissolute like homeless people or children.

I got the hunch that I’ve read something like that before. Maybe from you, maybe it’s a common occurrence. We need a scientific study on that topic.

Did you say “no homo” before doing it? If you did, that’s just a brojob between alphas.

Snack pasta (farfalle are the best). No cooking, just open the package and munch the raw pasta. I like how crispy it is.

Sounds kinda nice, honestly.

The Russian spy penguins all run their own homebrew OS developed by Putin himself.

We have these pictures with warnings printed on the packs. Some are disgusting shit like rotten teeth and lung operations, but there is one of a child that inspects a cigarette. Every time I see that one, I have to think how that kid looks like a little version of Putin, but maybe I’m just crazy.

This one

Human tastes like pork, so that’s what they taste like.

I should try that when dating to see how long it takes for a court order to arrive.

I sometimes open the official YouTube app and set it to autoplay and mute while doing dishes, so they can be happy that I watched their fucking ads.

I fear that at some point the feds will knock to make sure I’m not distracted while an ad plays.

Yes, 1 star.

One job I had also had a 2min lockout. My solution was to let a really long YT video play in fullscreen when I left the laptop. That prevented the lockout.

Thanks to whoever uploaded a 10h loop of the Nyan cat song, you are a hero.

I regarded it as a potential evidence for my unfounded and highly debateable hypothesis that the dialect we speak in the region is not in fact a dialect, but its own language.

I’m a German native who studied linguistics (ok, computational linguistics with a minor in phonetics and phonology), but I basically only speak my regional dialect well. I was visiting a friend in Berlin once and a stranger in a bar complimented me that I “speak good German for a foreigner”.

Ok, cool. Better bomb aid convoys then or something.

Replace your floor with garden plots.

Nono, you misunderstand! Prices going down is a very bad sign as it means something is very wrong!

-Every economist ever without explanation or clarification whatsoever