“We use the services of a third party wheelchair assistance specialist

I wonder what that corporate bullshit speak title actually stands for.

I have thyroid issues, and when one of my hormones is out of wack, it feels like microscopic bugs are crawling all over me, especially in my eyelashes. That was A TON of fun to deal with until I realized what was going on.

autocorrect has fickle’d me in the ass

This caught me off guard and made me laugh. I needed that right now, so uh. Thanks for getting fickle’d?

Good for them. I made tacos for the first time in ages a couple of days ago, and I could not believe the size of the shells now. I would have called them child-sized, they were so small. It’s disgusting.