You can apply as much pressure and area as far as your chopsticks can spread.

With chopsticks you have just two points of pressure.

Some forks have really “fancy” hand - thick and heavy.

Of course, it’s a small problem, but annoying one

But when it has food on it, you hold the fork in your hand and thus can ignore imbalance

With chopsticks you have less pressure area and thus less control.

Genitals!

Left foot looks weird.

Also: steps to wall? Really?

Sorry, but that’s AI generated shit.

You must do it while pizza is frozen.

Of their mind

Because of the hideous haircut

Twilight. My brain was violated

If “we” are Greeks - then yes!

Blame those greek monks, who created Cyrillic alphabet!

*пиздеЦ

Sir, this is Wendy’s

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There’s no such thing as “too phallus-y”!

I’m saying I’m normal.

And that lasagna is too big to be one portion for normal, not obese man.

Strange logic you have here.

By that clause I meant a separate thought: I meant that that lasagna has three portions for me, despite me being pretty average size. Because I’m not obese.

Huh? That’s pretty average male weight in my country. It also suits my height (183 cm).

Yeah, I’m not obese, if that’s what you’re implying.
Are you obese?