Every accusation is a confession…

If people kept setting fire to your house with a flamethrower, would you care about the quality or effectiveness of the flamethrower?

I’m not forced to drive a car either - but if I try to ride my bike someplace, I’m likely to get run over by someone else’s car, so…

Lololololololol. No, they do not. I support a product that gets updated roughly quarterly, and the number of times people complain about their vulnerability scanner finding something when they’re on a 4 year old version is too damn high.

Do you know what she’s called?

Fold‽

Dyslexics untie!

I think gen x did that… You’re welcome.

Do you teach your kids to swim, or to stay away from water? Guess which is more effective at preventing drowning?

Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.

Yeah but that’s an average, you never know when he’s going to double up one week so he can take the next one off…

Would you have accepted “righty tighty lefty loosely”?

including the dak side of it.

I assume you mean dark- but there is no dark side, the moon rotates with respect to the sun as it goes around the earth, so it has a day / night cycle of about a month.

Fully automatic weapons are never used to commit crimes.

You can sell your plasma…

And now I’m picturing 8 billion orangutans all pooping at the same time. Thank you.

That’s how goblins like it.

Barf-o-rama

I made it through the first jar ok, but as soon as she started on the second I hurked a little…

Most fun when someone says a kid “could not have done” something by themselves… Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.