Margot Robbie

Wow, what kind of person would go on the Internet and just pretend to be somebody else online? People these days have no shame anymore.

The guy in this meme looks like he’s really into the patriarchy and horses for some reason.

I sure do wonder what movie this meme is from and on what platform I can watching it on. Hmmm.

This is what a REAL 🤠 looks like:

I vote for the new name to be Margot Linux.

But there is something to be said about superliminal messaging as well.

Instead of trying to subtly influence people to watch your movie, why not tell them directly to watch your movie instead?

It’s times like these that online advertisements need to get creative to get ahead in this never ending adblocking arms race, just like the very subtle advertisement in the car chase scene in the Academy Award nominated film, “Barbie”, now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services.

Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It’s for… a personal project.

Nothing. Literally nothing. Bad gifts are for annoying close friends, any amount of effort put into a gift for your father would imply that you care what he thinks.

Companies are not stupid and will rarely ever pay you to do nothing, so if you suddenly find yourself with nothing to do at work and not being handed any new projects, they are probably thinking of letting you go and it’s probably time to look for a new job.

If you don’t know how shitty of a person Steven Crowder is, take a look at this video (tw: verbal abuse) of him berating his pregnant wife.

His whole thing with “Change My Mind” is him going around to college campuses and debate-lording unprepared college students, and at the first sign of losing he weasels out.

The beauty of the federated platform is that you get to choose the version of the person you want to follow: would you rather follow the President Biden on Threads, or the President Biden on Femboy Breeding College? It’s a multiple choice question.

Of course, it’s probably best if the US government setup their own domain like mastodon.whitehouse.gov if they really cared to have an official account that they have full control over.

“American actress Jaime Presley from North Carolina” is one of my more successful characters, all I had to do was a Southern American accent and people think I’m a completely different person.

Then again, nobody ever expects an actress to be playing the role of another actress.

The main factor is discoverability.

There are no shortage of creative or funny people on Mastodon, however, Mastodon’s feed algorithm do not allow them to be discovered unless you happen to stumble upon them by happenstance, whereas it is quite easy to be seen on Lemmy by posting good content: it’s rare when I don’t get any upvotes or downvotes on a comment here, and good replies are fairly common, so the interaction quality here is generally higher.

Well, duh, to make a dry martini, you are suppose to dry all the liquid ingredients in a tumble dryer first before you mix them, of course.

Why else do you think James Bond always asks for his “dry” vodka martini to be “shaken, not stirred”?

Source: former bartender and current frontrunner to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond

Of course I am.

Would esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress (and producer) Margot Robbie ever lie to you on the internet?

Those darn celebrities, always ruining people’s fun on social media.

I wonder when one of them is going to show up on Lemmy…

“Mate” is always a good option, I wish it’s used more universally in the States, too.

“GNU is Not Unix Image Manipulation Program Tool Kit” is still a better name for GTK than “GIMP ToolKit”.

It’s a name that will definitely raise some eyebrows in the less technically inclined circles. (and maybe a few “Pulp Fiction” references about “bring out the gimp”)

I would say betting against a website that had never turned a profit in almost 2 decades of its existence despite getting millions of dollars of free labor (well, more accurately, PAYING to do work for reddit) every year seems like a no-brainer.

Here’s a question: since there are no pedals on this uh… “bike”, how are the wheels moving?

I choose to believe the illustration actually shows someone sitting on an exercise ball and holding another exercise ball, instead of… this.