Fun fact: Queensland accounts for 97 percent of Australia’s banana production, so this sounds like a question for a Queenslander.

Now, if only there is someone we know on Lemmy from Queensland…

That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

And while I don’t remember who it was, she sound like she’s from New York.

Pssh. Every self respecting actor should do a full frontal on camera at least once in their life, like that really hot and cellulite free actress whose name I can’t remember did on “The Wolf of Wall Street”.

I know British food tend to be memed as “brown stuff”, but this doesn’t even look half bad, the lighting makes it look worse than it actually is.

Slap an Instagram filter on it and it will look way better.

Why not a Barbie elephant? 😢🐘

As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.

A fridge is a fridge, the basic mechanical working principle of it didn’t change over the past 40 years. But people have a lot more expectations put into what a fridge should be able to do nowadays, and electronics or complex mechanism such as the ice maker is generally the first to break on a modern fridge.

The moral of the story is, don’t buy a fridge with an icemaker or have a tablet attached to it, and you should be fine.

Better a cat gifts you a dead rat than a grown-ass man gifts you a living rat, like I always say.

And rats are social animals that gets lonely, so the least he could have done is gift a pair of rats.

Like I always say, it’s not astroturfing if you don’t get caught!

You’re welcome, Agent641.

Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

It’s not like we wear makeup as some devious plot to trick men and hide our real faces instead of you know, to look good for ourselves. Besides, I don’t think I look that different without makeup, sometimes people just ask if I didn’t sleep well last night if I don’t.

Anyway, if people really cared that much to see their favorite actress (me) without makeup, would you be interested in getting a copy of “Barbie”, now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services?

(and there’s “The Wolf of Wall Street” for the naked part.)

Wait a minute:

CIA AGENT JOHN

I TAG JOHN CENA

The real answer is right in front of us all along. He played us all for fools.

Of course not, because why would we stare at Excel sheets when it’s easier to write a Python script and use pandas to automate the staring part instead?

How else do you think we stay so gorgeous?

Wait a minute, I know her, that’s the woman who’s responsible for causing all the problem in my life!

I’ll bet she’s posting something really dumb on the Internet right now.

One of the most tragic scenes in Dune is when Paul Atreides realizes that Stilgar is no longer his friend but another one of his fanatical followers. Follower counts on social media really means nothing.

But maybe there is someone out there who refuses to participate in a broken system of a fantasy world, and instead decided to leave for a part of the Fediverse where their follower count is, and will forever remain, zero.

Like what Stereotypical Barbie did at the end of the movie.

I will have you know my entire online persona on Lemmy is basically a 24/7 “Barbie” movie advertisement, thank you very much.

I use Arch BTW.

Yay

That’s definitely genuine esteemed Academy Award nominated (but not this year) character actress Margot Robbie to you!

Happy International Women’s Day, everyone!

Part of it could be that people post less during the holidays and there is a significant portion of people who browse sites like reddit/Lemmy during their downtime at work.