Girlfriend: “These walkie-talkies are ridiculous! This relationship is over!”

Boyfriend: “This relationship is what? Over.”

The rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs was doing shit at his parties that got him currently awaiting trial for sex trafficking.

I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s.

His hair was perfect.

Back during prohibition in the US, there was a product called Vine-Glo that was a brick of grape concentrate. It came with a warning: “After dissolving the brick in a gallon of water, do not place the liquid in a jug away in the cupboard for twenty days, because then it would turn into wine.”