There are spelling mistakes in 3 of the 4 lines.

For those who don’t get it https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

It’s more like: wut! I gotta get off my couch and what in line. Fuck that. It can’t be that bad.

Oh it’s going to be bad now but don’t worry about voting again. He said so. You can stay on your couch and never vote again…even if you really want to.

This guy helped a lot of people from coming off stupid

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

Why can’t peertube use lemmy accounts too?

Couldn’t they just join the fediverse like masterdon?

Where is that money coming from? Oil subsidies? Exploration writes? Bail outs?

Ah, but he’s the antichrist and will bring in the apocalypse.

My death cult demands it and I’ll be damned if I don’t get Raptured!

He’d ask Putin if he do it for him

I don’t expect either to last 4 more years. Especially Trump.

If Trump does win and dies while destroying the world, imagine what younger dictator would follow…

I’ve seen a video where they did have cool pipes in the ceiling of a big building or skyscraper.

They will enshitify it by forcing you to watch adds on YouTube to get an access code to retrieve your files

Tldr: the rooms will have pipes INSIDE the floors to cool rooms between 73-79F.

What about the humidity?

Cold floors + humidity = slippery wet floors

But electric car batteries only last 5 years

“By extending the length of the days, Pedersen hopes that more people will be inspired to move to the remote region. Ensuring that the area is populated is “more important than ever” in light of Russia’s war against Ukraine, Pedersen added.”

Yup. Imagine the ads for this:

Move here and age slower (disclaimer: you might have to change your birthday because we needed to remove some days from OUR calendar.

Then these conservatives should be the first to go fight ww3 with Russia.

Biometrics is good for identification, not authentication.

This is why.

Make it so that you can appeal the results of battles

They don’t care. They will just buy up the wine that is left and turn it into a profit opportunity.

Alas, it is partisan. Republicans love to see the poor people suffer because it makes them feel superior.

We almost have our four horsemen of the apocalypse:

Putin = war Trump = petulance (disease via COVID) Netanyahu = famine (at least it Gaza)

But the prime minister resigned as asked.