They shoulda run Walz for prez

Classic

Buddy/guy here

I say S Korea should go take out Kim Jong Un while the north’s army is off getting killed in Ukraine.

Just like when Hitler stopped at Austria, right?

Previously undeveloped places that did not belong to Israel.

Forgot an important part there.

Yeah and then I had a lady ask to check my receipt because there’s not enough room to put everything on the fucking thing all at once so I told her no and walked out.

I don’t know what to tell you. It still works and I don’t need to move my phone while I’m working or sleeping.

I don’t consider minor inconveniences suffering.

Calling it penance was a joke.

Two reasons:

Because I’m a filthy hippy and I don’t want to throw a brand new cord in the landfill because I fucked up.

Dealing with it for a long enough time period will make me think of how I wrecked it and I won’t haphazardly leave my cables lying on the floor any more.

I rolled over a brand new cable with my office chair. Now it does this. I’m forcing myself to use it for a year as penance.

They really do. :|

From Wikipedia

Dinesh Joseph D’Souza (/dɪˈnɛʃdəˈsuːzə/; born April 25, 1961) is an American right-wing[1][2][3] political commentator, conspiracy theorist, author, filmmaker and convicted felon who received a Presidential pardon by Donald Trump for his crimes.

Surprise surprise.

X-Factor?

Yeah man. Dogs are work.

I love dogs, but won’t get my own because I know it’s like having a whole other job that you can’t slack off at.

Something something penguin spoon I’m so random

You should complain. We’re all getting ripped off.

How’s his English accent?

I’m having a really hard time determining the shape of his head. It’s coming off as square… Frankenstein-like even

I’m going to the store to buy a pie now