There was a post on that other site a few years back where someone found a locked safe and posted about it. I wanna say they were asking for advice about how to open it (I’m fuzzy there), but it turned into this whole thing where it felt the whole internet was hanging on a cliff edge, waiting to see what was in it. People were guessing, making bets, giving advice, promising first born etc.

Nothing. There was nothing in it. It was empty the whole time. A little piece of me died that day.

Half a map

Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.

Well I never!

As a potato I don’t find any of this funny at all.

Smithereens you say!? Tell me more.

Fake news! Everyone knows it has to be MUCH colder than that to freeze. Not buying your snake oil sir. Good day!

Well shit, still took me like 3 reads lol. Thanks.

“Controversial Influencer…” I think you meant, “Alleged rapist, human trafficker, organized-crime participant, and confirmed misogynist Tate…”

I mean, runtimes can be a legit reason to say something’s not working.

Got 'em lol

Well played sir or madam. Well played.

That it’s silly to reply with disagreements for a question that’s asking for disagreeable opinions. 😉

So you might even say, “21% of you helped the tip”?

Have you ever seen those cock hero videos? Some of them are over an hour long. Yeah, I ain’t got the patience for all that!