MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

A bunch of posts are saying see a GP and/or Psychiatrist, and absolutely do that. But also make sure you have a working carbon monoxide detector in your home (you should have one anyway). This vaguely reminds me of that one Reddit post.

My favorite marvel series.

It was settled mainly by Puritans, a Calvinist flavor of Christians that thought the Church of England was too Catholic. If you’ve heard the term “puritanical” it comes from them.

The pilgrims specifically, were the sect that was the first to land in Massachusetts, and sought to break away from the Church of England.

Harken, to the the tale of the birth of Massachusetts…

This is the second time I’ve seen cheddar bay waffles recommended. Fuck it! I have a box of this in the cupboard and a pizzelle maker. I’ll report back next weekend.

I was just looking at a photo of the time yesterday. In it were around 15 people. Of those 15:

• ≈8 were wearing prescription aviators
• ≈4 were wearing aviator sunglasses
• ≈3 weren’t wearing any glasses
• 0 were wearing a different style of glasses

Side note: the person who showed me the photo was the only one in it still alive. He was ≈35 when it was taken. Probably the youngest by far of the group.

siege lasted so long that a donkey’s head sold for eighty shekels[a] of silver

Imagine a food shortage so bad that the nutritional value of the leather in the upholstery of your car is worth more than the cost of the car in good times.

Hannah Montana Linux

Definitely satanic. It’s a camouflaged Square & Compass. Your girl and her bestie have joined the Freemasons!

I like Tederick, and Billomena

Should I continue to persist after I have cut this olive in twain, and one of the portions thereof in twain again, then I’ll live, I’ll have half an olive, and I’ll’ve halved half an olive.

Yes

LookHowTheyMassacredMyBoy.jif

They might not; that is just the title of the art. The art could have other infringing content.

My bet is 6 months.

Less than 6 months after confirmation, someone will announce a weapon based on the technology.

So it doesn’t fall down

I’m really bad about maintaining my dishwasher.
She doesn’t get nearly as many back and foot massages as she deserves.

In Elder Scrolls, those books are already built into the games.

Looks like he accidentally set his hands on some bbq sauce he spilled the night before and hasn’t found a sink yet.