Naich

That’s all right. I didn’t want my kids to have a habitable planet anyway.

I lost all respect for it when they just ignored logic and physics with driving the car backwards/forwards.

• Especially if the horse is made from jeans.

Milla Jovovich, Resident Evil
Han So-hee, My Name

This doesn’t really explain anything. Not least why I should use it.

Make something nice for dinner, open a nice bottle of wine, leave the dishes until the morning, have a wank, and watch a favourite film on TV.

What the world really needs right now is another narcissistic dictator.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg

They really don’t. I’ve tried both ways.

That’s ok. Our chickens aren’t half-dead, disease-ridden skeletons rotting in battery cages.

This has already been deleted once. Reported as spam.

Bob Holness played the saxophone on “Baker Street”.

I use mega.nz. £50 a year for 400GB and it’s encrypted with your private key. The Linux support is really good with a nice sync, file browser extension, access via web etc.

Hooray! What the world really needs right now is more cattle farming for burgers and more people driving to go and get their burgers.

I’m shocked that a person who thinks the name of a piece of software can harm them doesn’t understand their own religion.

I once registered fuckwit.uk just for this, but I’m ashamed to say I never used it.

https://youtu.be/DHOr1eZQKps?si=bV8byr_3ig5QBJ6P if you don’t want to read the article.

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo Click

Can you play Bash Roulette in Windows?

Seriously, you can hack it with one liners and scripts to do anything. I know you can do scripting with windows, but it just doesn’t have the sheer number of nifty little tools. The Linux philosophy has always been “do one thing and do it well”, so you can chain the simple but powerful tools together and knock up a little script to do something amazingly useful in seconds.

Those drawings are beautiful. I wish I could draw like that.

Traditional Capitalism:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
The herd multiplies and your bank account grows.
After a while there is nothing to eat but beef and nothing to drink but milk.
A lot of people can’t afford either.
The planet is knee-deep in cow shit.
Everyone is fine with this for some reason.