The closing credits for ALF.

It’s called Make America Kittens Again and I just turned mine back on. It’s a Firefox extension.

That’s a fair assessment. However, I personally, am at my limit of awful things I’m able to carry around with me currently. Best I can muster is a “fuck this silly hat wearing asshole” at present.

Ah well good thing I don’t particularly give a shit what some guy in an (admittedly) awesome party hat thinks about me, as a vagina owner.

I suspect this is similar to how someone is going to find my carcass.

It’s captivating, really. I can’t stop looking at it.

Combat on Atari 2600.

lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.

Colorado?

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

I’ve asked my loved ones to throw me onto some rich guy’s yacht and give me a Viking funeral. But seriously it sounds like you worked for a bunch of vultures. Thanks for providing people with some information to help them avoid being preyed on at an extremely vulnerable time.

Exactly. I can triage everything.

This is the part where we say thoughts and prayers right?

Well they can always take solace in the fact that kitchen would be an interesting place to do mushrooms.

Joke’s on them it’s always fat time in my house.

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

I’ve been saving for a down payment. Making my coffee at home now and whatnot.

Jfc lady I’ve had a job for twenty years now. (1982 vintage millennial).

Always has been.

The last time I played refrigerator Tetris I was cleaning up bubble tea for a half hour.

Edit: Jenga. Refrigerator Jenga.