How does one jet something?

Is it worth it?

Including whether hell even exists

Thanks for THAT image, asshole.

I detect a suspicious lack of melamine

It’s funny because this is either a normies talking about penis enlargement pills or a cool person talking about estrogen

Boot coverings?

Mind if I sit here and enjoy the breeze?

Let’s be honest here, after going through that you end up wearing pastel striped knee socks and a choker.

I had to force myself to see what this could even possibly be other than a guy lounging in a chair reading a book… Have I ascended?

Nah see I’ve played paradox games, I can label most of those European countries.

State tax returns? What, all $40 of it?

If your butt plug is growing mushrooms please clean it and consult a doctor.

Remember when Lee Harvey Oswald tried to defect to the USSR, and they just said… “Bro do you see this place? Why?”

Aren’t you my cousin?