Installing a hadoop cluster across 5 machines. I wouldn’t say I fixed it, but I made it so it wouldn’t collapse until long after I’d left that company.

Anything by Brokencyde. Example: https://youtu.be/AV8N44HzfBQ

It’s not 300,000 corpses. It’s 300,000 casualties. That includes KIA, MIA, POW, Injured, etc.

I’m a sql developer, and I am completely the opposite to you. I will find it incredibly difficult to read when everything is in caps

There’s an entire list of them here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_malware

This post is laughable. I like Linux, it’s very powerful, but it’s like trying to daily drive a kit car. Shit falls apart constantly, and you need to be ready to dive into the guts of it to fix it. I wouldn’t expect the people in accounting, or marketing, or whatever to be willing or able to do that.

Yes it’s free, but how much will you spend in training, lost productivity due to down time, increased cost of IT time fixing everything?

Compile your own kernal, or build your own OS??? What a batshit idea. No company I have ever worked at would see that as a good use of time or money.

People just want to use simple tools that they are familiar with. That is Windows and Office.