Good thing Naval warships don’t have windows you can fall out of. Railings on the other hand…

Elon Musk has already taken the initiative…bless his heart.

And they were never heard from again.

Since Starlink operates in Low-Earth Orbit, they shouldn’t be a danger to all of the more common Geo-synchronous Orbit satellites who are 10x father from Earth than these LEO objects.

Isn’t the Genie usually depicted as malicious, or at least mischievous? I would expect the Genie to grant the wish, knowing what a shitshow it would be.

Power Delete Suite has the option to save a local backup before nuking your posts/comments from orbit.

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