Fun fact about me, the first time I watched the original Star Wars trilogy was in high school. My teacher didn’t really want to teach us anything, so he put on episodes 4, 5, and 6 over the course of a few days.
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Guess he missed the shot at prison too then.
I think it just makes you forget to eat.
151·3 days agoBRICS? Lol.
It’d be BRICSUK then. Kinda close to Brexit. Just paint it as the next step after Brexit.
He saw Barbie and thought it needed more spanking.
Candied Styrofoam is a good description.
Do they taste like peanuts?
No. They taste like chewy sugar rubber goo. Idk how to properly describe it, but I haven’t eaten them since childhood.
I believe it was Kendrick who once side,
“And her body got that ass that a ruler couldn’t measure. And it make me cum fast but I never get embarrassed.”
12·14 days agoI need more friends like you.
2·15 days agoI would volunteer if it meant you didn’t have to talk to your mother again.
Just so you know, they found out that any healthy dookie helps and not just from your mom.
I actually went on an ICP rabbit hole earlier this year and played all the videos I didn’t know existed. I just listened to their albums in my youth. Luckily my wife used to listen to them as well and we made it a drunken night of it.
I see why. I think that sentence just broke my brain a little.
My brain felt weird when I read this.
Someone high up in the chain of command you are trying to join that knows a professional public perception is important when we shot people into space? That type of thing gets taken very seriously by people in the PR world.
It wasn’t plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.
Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?”
Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.
Well…maybe, but my original teacher stopped teaching in the middle of the school year. There were rumors of him getting a BJ from a student and being fired. He might have just retired. You know rumors. They moved in a couple different temp teachers to fill in for the last half of the year. One of them was bored one week and just started playing the trilogy. Good old ‘principles of technology’ class.