Pumpkin spice old fashioned. With real pumpkin puree!

Running at the speed of lobsters!

The banner up top is blue because it looks like denim, right?

For my part, I’m thinking of carrying a bag full of signs that say “Shame!” that I can put next to the offending excrement. Both to shame whoever’s responsible, but also everyone else can watch their step.

It’s coming out the wrong end of the phone.

This is missing Metal Gear Solid V: Whoa Ho.

It wasn’t super meaningful from a narrative perspective, but no one who played Unreal when it was new is likely to forget that first step off the Vortex Riker onto Na Pali. Sure, there had been games like Myst, but this not only elevated how beautiful games can be, but put the player right in the middle of it like nothing else did. Not an easy moment to recreate. To be honest, that game plus UT2003/04 had some of the best graphics in the business, from both the technical and design standpoints.

Good to know. As a man, I think about Rome at least twice a day.

I poked my head in Lemmygrad once, and that was plenty. Shit like this but unironic. Fuck em.

“SMOKE VERIFICATION CIGARETTE”