May we all see the mauntain that lies behind the veil.

Have you tried eating less?

The intrusive thoughts…

Murray after duck taping shards of glass on his hands: “Time to put the dead back where they belong.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you’ll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Holy shit I think a scammer company is using my phone number as a fake employee contact number.

This isn’t necessarily bad. It is made so forgeries can be detected.

I brought you back to zero. Now hug me… please :(

SPELL IT! S, P, AAACCCEEEE! SPACE!

Potatoes, nature’s mockery.

Yes, [email protected] is my real email. Dont ask…

That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)

This is gonna ruin the economy.

If they are not mad at me I’ll just go to the fruit stand with the gorilla and chill.

The one thing the Nazis did right was their propaganda. Even at our day, it succeeds in poisoning the impressionables.

Because all the vets have died off.

It’s better than your fav YouTuber just stopping making videos. Zuthar13…

Using linux turned me straight because I hatw you gay assholes.

Lord of the rings, but Gimli has a nuke

That wallpaper is giving me Elite Dangerous vibes. Do you play?