Mostly the hookers.

My front page is just flooded with porn. I want the option to view NSFW subs, but not have them shoved in my goddamn face.

“They’ll be worth 1.2 million, once their value finally reaches 1.2 million!”

I like Doctor Who’s view on humans. We’re really nothing special, compared to other species out there. The Doctor just hangs around them because “I just think they’re neat!”

I want a recut of Beastars, but Louie is a construction vehicle.

A deer will fuck up your car if you hit it.

No shoes,

No shirt,

No Jews,

Ya didn’t hear that,

It’s a classic Turkish move for undercover police to offer membership into the Pen 15 Club, then arrest them when they accept.

Let me grab a shovel for you so you can dig yourself deeper.

Nature doesn’t do shit this funny.

Facts. The baby stays in the warm womb longer, thus darkening the skin. It’s where the term “bun in the oven” came from.

It also depends on the system it’s using, as well as what you’re buying.

If you’re buying anything thay requires ID, or requires being brought in from the back (a fridge, for example), or if you just have a ton of stuff, yeah, don’t bother with self-checkout. But if you’re just going in to buy a phone cord or a soda, yeah, sure.

And there are some god-awful self-checkout OSes that scream at you to PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA, or HAVE YOU SCANNED YOUR FREQUENT SHOPPER CARD? and those can piss off and die. But there’s some that don’t do that, and are set up to actually be user-friendly!

The Home Depot near me somewhat recently changed out their self-checkout machines with UI and UX in mind, and holy shit, it makes so much of a difference. The screen is very uncluttered, high contrast colors are nice for drawing attention to the usual buttons to push, and the buttons per screen (scanning > payment type) change the side of the screen the buttons are on so if you just spam-tap, you won’t accidentally hit the wrong button.

Homosexuals are gay.

Ah, hm. Well, I don’t have a Pixel, soooo…shit, lmao.

Sounds great, especially since it’s Android-compatible. I’d have to jailbreak my phone, though, right? Always been worried to do that, myself, because I don’t want to break my phone or get cut off by my service provider.

I might look into it on my Retroid Pocket 2+, though!