“We’ve got some poodle meat in the freezer for you…”

…is that Andrew Tate?

What am I missing

Or just an elderly sugar daddy

I knew that Chinese baby-eating robot was a mistake

Just like Lucifer.

Wait do you actually have to make a contribution to receive communion? If so that’s ridiculous

Ken M vibes

He’s making the same face I do when I wake up

I want to be able to see my irl health bar and bank balance at the bottom

The main problem with that theory is he’s clearly a vampire… he’s 50 and look at him…

I mean… Mario Lopez is still a tv host right?

Reminds me of my ex

It would be boring if I said The Empire Strikes Back so I’m going to say The Thing instead

One thing I do know is that motherfucker can’t see shit

Bit of a misnomer honestly

His speech can’t be real. No one is actually that self-unaware. It sounds like a 14yr old edgleord from 4chan who legitimately believes he is the smartest person in the room

CAUSE WE ARE THE CRYSTAL TEENS

Finally an animated series made for both halves of my brain

Seriously, fuck Anish Kapoor. He represents the very opposite of the artistic spirit