Think you better quit letting shit slip…
The solution: no human contact.
You’ve clearly never had the transcendent experience of shitting in the woods. Or behind a dumpster at the Circle K.
Dude looks like the love child of Odo and Burt Reynolds!
Ooooooh yeeeeeah, brother! Can yooooou dig it?
I would, but I’m not even supposed to be here today.
Flames a getting hottah!
It’s AI, cloud storage, and cellular internet. That’s a whole lot of microwave radiation and straight thermal radiation that didn’t exist ten years ago, and it’s growing fast. The additional heat build-up from our tech is outstripping our ability to compensate for it.
Up your game. Waterproof doggy blankets are the way!
Also, you can absolutely drown a Magic Wand.
My friend in grammar school had a Leap Day birthday and his parents’ solution was that his birthday was celebrated “the day after February 28th”.
Chronically Unemployed
Same. Being annoyed by excessive ads is a surefire way for me to blacklist a product or company. Particularly obnoxious ads can do it with just a single exposure.
I won’t ever buy a car from Frank Lita because of how obnoxious their ads are.
I hope Meatloaf can sing…
Love him, too. Currently watching Good Omens and loving every moment.
You’re going to melt for me whether you like it or not because I told you to. cracks dragontail
King is my favorite author, hands down, but I don’t understand why so many people seem to look down at Koontz. If we’re really being honest, Koontz would be much more well regarded if it weren’t for the fact that he’s so frequently directly compared to King, and Stephen King is a one-of-a-kind, once in a lifetime literary master. Absent the comparison to King, the bulk of Koontz’s work holds up quite well. It’s entertaining writing with relatable characters that are easy for become invested in. Hell, some of his ideas were not only terrifyingly imaginative, they were also oddly accurate predictions of the future. Demon Seed is uniquely chilling in that it was almost comically over the top with its seemingly ridiculous technology that has since very much become a reality.
I would also argue that Koontz has had a few film adaptations that ended up better than the King adaptations of their time. Phantoms, Watchers, Servants of Twilight, Whispers, Intensity, and Mr. Murder were all pretty great.
Koontz has a great track record. He simply suffers from living in the shadow of a modern day colossus like King. Absent the comparison, I feel Koontz would be much more favorably viewed.
As an autist, I find this assertion nonsensical and offensively reductive.