Same. I am obsessed with their peanut butter cups and the peanut and cornflake bars.

As an autist, I find this assertion nonsensical and offensively reductive.

Love this!

Think you better quit letting shit slip…

The solution: no human contact.

You’ve clearly never had the transcendent experience of shitting in the woods. Or behind a dumpster at the Circle K.

Dude looks like the love child of Odo and Burt Reynolds!

Ooooooh yeeeeeah, brother! Can yooooou dig it?

I would, but I’m not even supposed to be here today.

Is it safe?

Flames a getting hottah!

It’s AI, cloud storage, and cellular internet. That’s a whole lot of microwave radiation and straight thermal radiation that didn’t exist ten years ago, and it’s growing fast. The additional heat build-up from our tech is outstripping our ability to compensate for it.

Up your game. Waterproof doggy blankets are the way!

Also, you can absolutely drown a Magic Wand.

My friend in grammar school had a Leap Day birthday and his parents’ solution was that his birthday was celebrated “the day after February 28th”.

Chronically Unemployed

Oh hai

Same. Being annoyed by excessive ads is a surefire way for me to blacklist a product or company. Particularly obnoxious ads can do it with just a single exposure.

I won’t ever buy a car from Frank Lita because of how obnoxious their ads are.

I hope Meatloaf can sing…

Love him, too. Currently watching Good Omens and loving every moment.

You’re going to melt for me whether you like it or not because I told you to. cracks dragontail