What a picture, indeed

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me! Just one Pepsi!

Pretty sure they’re from Germany lol

Its the title of a Philip K. Dick short story that later became the basis for Blade Runner. Excellent read if you’re into scifi

Those songs infuriate me, Walmart does the same thing too. They always sound like some mediocre dude/dudette just banged them out in an afternoon over some knockoff karaoke backing track. As somebody who tries to appreciate when music has a lot of effort or technical skill or even deep emotion put into it, those songs are an affront to me in every way that matters.

Fs in the chat, bois

Fair enough, it really does depend on how old the kids are, but the mental image was too funny to me

‘Hey kids, your mom won’t give daddy the nookie so I’ma head out now’

Home… Home is where you wear your hat!

Do you write for Letterkenny?

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Ah! They said it! They said the name of the movie!

The Dragula was a drag racing car shaped like a coffin that Grandpa built in the 60’s TV show The Munsters. Not sure if that’s what the song is referring to, but given how much Rob Zombie likes old horror tv and movies and stuff, my guess is that’s the most likely reference.

Shhh… Don’t spoil it for us

This meme is very thoughtful, very cutesy. Clearly you’re not like other girls

Yeah when I do that then every time there’s a gap another person comes to cut me off, so it ends up with me pretty much at a dead stop while people go in front of me over and over. People underestimate just how many asshole drivers there are around here lol

If I leave any kind of gap between me and the car in front, it is an inevitability that some jackass will swoop in to cut me off. Happened 7 or 8 times just yesterday. Texas drivers are a menace

You ain’t gonna like it…

It’s all over TikTok right now, just search ‘breakdance australia’ or something similar.