Fuuuuuuuck me I wanted a new PC & a new laptop. How much time do I have before this hits?!

I mean also yes 😂

Candy for the kids. Slutty fits for the adults.

Music licensing in media like this gets bullshit quickly. If it was signed in for the original run, fucking leave it.

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Hits too close to home. How are we in deep August already?! Feels like summer just started and it’s already on the way out!

I can never separate Folgers from the commercial parody…

Edit: For the uninitiated

I got into a fender bender with someone I knew from college. Spun out on ice so we meet front to front when we bumped. Once the cars stopped I swear we both practically did the cartoon eye rub of disbelief lolol.

Not mine but old school crew story. Couple of lads bumped into each other in a bar in Europe - we from the States. Neither knew the other was traveling. Heard a distinct laugh across the pub and rest is history.

Something something “The cuisine and company of the finer sex helped contribute to making the Brits the finest sailors in the world”

Good time to roll a new character so it’s beefy when DLC drops.

There’s a sweet spot for sure. With FromSoft games the best strategy was often sleeping on it for a day. Gives the brain time to defrag and better learn moves, timing, etc. Coming back to Sekiro after an extended hiatus was pretty brutal though.

I understand some of these words.

Ugh lol it’s so annoying!

Man I wish that could be turned off. Game features so much brutal content but heaven forbid we see a naughty word.

Stupid sexy snowman

Drink some coffee

Okami is a masterpiece, but that into is quite tedious!

It’s a combination of a few things. I’ve always been fairly chill, and I think these factors help further that zen.

Having a potent sense of humor makes it easy to laugh off anything from mundane to tragic. Always preferred to “laugh, so I don’t cry.” Easily my biggest coping mechanism.

Another good method I heard was this perspective exercise. When something irks you, stop and think “will I still be upset about this a week from now, month from now, year from now?” Usually the answer is no, I’ll have completely forgotten about this mild inconvenience. If it’s something I’ll be upset about a year out, then I’m justified being upset in the moment.

Finally, another tool of perspective is the cosmic absurdity of it all. Here we are, sharing this tiny mossy pebble of a space ship called Earth, in the middle of the goddamn boondocks of outer space. If this entire planet disappeared overnight, the universe at large wouldn’t even notice. For an inconceivable distance in every direction is a cosmic lifeless void. In the absolute grand scheme of things, all these little grievances are so insignificant. It’s insane that any of us are here. We’ll return to infinite nothingness soon enough. Take a deep breath, enjoy the ride while it lasts.

Idk maybe hit a joint once in a while too lol

What discord alts would you recommend? Genuine question. Bit of a blind spot for me right now.

Is there an android app?