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Forgot most of it because how boring it was, and then I talk with people I knew from those years and it’s always the same topics, the same histories, like they are stagnant on memories because their life peaked at highschool.

You would be surprised to know that some people today unironically believe that the germ theory is a hoax, and yes it’s the demographic you are suspecting.

None really, I actually make a fake one which I assume it looks decent. why? I learned that women enjoy that. Add a bit of sound too.

I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

You couldn’t scroll past this meme without letting us know your music preferences, it must have been hard trying to resist the urge.

It’s not that magic doesn’t exist, it’s just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.

Hence the worst civil liberties

It’s not going to crumble, the fact that you think voting for him will do that, means you have fallen for propaganda, it’s going to stay pretty much the same, but just with worse civil liberties, and an emboldened fascist religious crowd, which funny enough are more docile to the government.

Germans have a wicked sense of fashion.

Man I love those uniforms, they practically created the aesthetic of the evil empire forces.

they can’t swim

What did Mojang mean by this?

It’s poison.

It’s comedy

This is a high quality insult and I’m going to steal it.

Golf courses are all different, they unique, dynamic change depending on temperature

Oh my god the ball goes in the hole, such complexity noooo my brain is going to explodeeeeeee.

to follow the herd because “it’s easy”

Linux users brainstorming on why the operative system they jerk off, it’s only used by knowledgeable nerds instead of the general public, because “user experience” it’s not a word that exists in their vocabulary.

Look at this armchair warrior, giving his enlightened opinion about how Israel or any nation is justified in bombing civilians, old, young, women.

Try having bombs dropped on your head for a conflict you don’t have a voice on. It’s always the privileged assholes who think like this.

Nobody gets utis or fungal infections despite not bathing.

Not bathing is not a problem for humans, skin and hair need time to adjust, but after that all good.

Edit for idiots: Yes you are going to stink to ass and sweat but you are not going to die.

Or you could make the rest of the world a worse place to live

You’re not enlightened.

Have you ever washed the dishes and for some reason you toch some slimy, wet, disgusting piece of food, and you cringe? That’s how this interaction feels for me, good day turd.

I know is hard for people with your brain power but you can be against the apartheid genocidal state of Israel, and support the jewish inocent people who have died.

You can also be against Hamas disgusting acts of terrorism, and support the Palestinian inocent people who have been suffering for 70 years.

Just make the world a favour and don’t reproduce.