Does one person in the relationship take forever to get ready or for 2 men do they just decide to go out and 3 minutes later leave the house?

It’s great if the concept of a conscience is disgusting to you and you’re proud of all the progress you made that was even partly because of the things you’re trying to get rid of

It’s also amazing that they’re “perfectly compatible” with the first teenage boy their parents let her talk to for more than 4 minutes alone

Some say it’s vain to make your tires look like your brain but sometimes you just have to go with what you feel

My household all has iPhones but me. They go through at minimum 3 a year

I’m still on the same USB C cable I kept from my pixel 1, and I use it on my 7, still use the same car charging cord from 7 years ago too

conservative sub-human

Hey man. There’s no need for that

Very redundant

I used regular lists on Twitter till I stopped using it a few months ago. No ads, chronological order. It was good

But people I followed, I started seeing only replies from shitstain bluetlickers so I dropped it for good

Agree on Skiff. It’s like the app keeps reloading like if you used an ereader to check your mail

When the cicadas were here my 8 year old just constantly freaked out. They’re everywhere so it was all the time freakouts.

I forced her to hold one and she was fine for the rest of the summer

Other times I tell them their mouths are so small it’s impossible to break your skin so what are you worried about?

That 90% of the people who don’t watch sports on Cable TV subsidize it to the tune of 10% of their bill for the 10% of people who watch it

Depends where you’re at. Ohio? Same. Florida? 2-3x

You didn’t even have to say German

Cut and paste journalism on little blogs

Yeah maybe it’s a mistranslation about something like isn’t open to change or new ideas

I was in the office 3 days this week. Got almost nothing done. Probably got more done half of today than the last 2 days

Meetings and distractions while in person

Interesting, but why would it ever go down?

But people will think something is wrong when it just works and prints for years without needing any replacements

I still have a poke walker step counter from like 2005 or whatever. Still works

That seems like a lot of comments per user. What gives?

Higher than average space time distorters