This will be the Trump response to Ukraine.

If you don’t concede to Russia’s peace demands we will pull out of NATO.

Europe will dry up like grandma’s sense of humor.

No drugs, just drogas.

Hell yeah, this might be the timeline where Best Korea fools everyone and takes over both Russia and Ukraine moves all their people there, and opens a chain of kimchi-focused fast-casual restaurant/DahnMuDo centers called Kim’s Ki Brain and Body Center.

Water is wet, UN Official Warns.

Stop teasing me Daddy Jong-un, get your dick out and let’s fuck already.

Good, widows and orphans over there in Gaza killing protesters, launching missiles, blowing up walkie-talkies and pagers. Not the Israeli government no sir, they are just defending themselves from the killers, these widows and orphans, I bet they are widows and orphans because they killed their husbands and parents.

Hell, an orphaned widow came to my house and shot my dad. True story, she came in yelled Admiral Akbar, and shot him dead. True story, trust me bro.

You guys are just 2047 dead American protesters away from getting a strongly worded letter, so you better stop it…or else…oh, by the way, since you used bullets to kill that American, we will send you some more. Wouldn’t want you guys running out.

They save those for high-profile athletes and celebrities lol

It’s a lot harder to lebensraum if the people that live there are still alive. Hopefully, they can devise some sort of camp to house all those “subhuman animals” and the settlers can move in and make the area livable again.

I fucking hate this timeline.

Is it 1999 all over again?

Right so, FSB instigated and facilitated IS to attack theater in Moscow in a Hail Mary to drum up support for Ukraine War escalation. Gotcha…well it worked in 1999 so why not lol

You are no longer in need of aid if you are dead.

“If you kill another 30,000 people we will be super mad and have some really big feelings about it.”

Just for shits and giggles, Germany should invade Kaliningrad Oblast to help save the German-speaking population that was so ruthlessly cut off from Germany after the end of WWII. They could change the name back to Königsberg and then give it to Poland as a gift for that whole Lebensraum thing and you know the other stuff that my crazy racist neighbor Mike says is fake history.

Then Poland in a show of friendship and solidarity could gift it to Lithuania and they could go back to calling it Lithuania Minor. I think this is a solid plan that benefits the oppressed German speakers and re-unifies this long-lost region to its ancestral homelands. Also, throw something in there about stopping nazi governments and child trafficking just to be safe.

They could make the Palestinians wear yellow crescent moons with a little star next to them so they know who is who and can deradicalize them faster.

They can set up their deradicalization camps. In these camps, they can teach the Palestinian new skills and give them jobs. They can even have some sort of slogan that they could put above the entrance to the main camp. Something like “Work Will Set You Free.”

Of course, they are. Why wouldn’t they? It’s not like the Palestinians are human.

This world is fucking circus world.

Hold that line old son, hold that line. Even in the face of atrocities and violence hold that line.

Netanyahu said it best when he called Palestinian children “children of darkness.” yes sir, he spoke the truth when he said, “There are no innocent civilians in Gaza.” Like Arieh King said they are “subhuman.” but I think Yoav Gallant said it best when he called Palestinians “human animals.”

You are right though, we must call out hate whenever we see it or we run the risk of normalizing it. No one, not even my enemy deserves to be dehumanized. Even when they do inhuman things because hate is a contagious, addictive, and insidious affliction that must be stamped out through love and compassion.

But would that be the final solution or just some stop gap?

Look, maybe they could gather all the Palestinians together and “weed” out Hamas. Then they could load the Palestinians not affiliated with Hamas on trains and ship them to camps someplace far away from the fighting, like Poland, where they could be safe. That’s a solution maybe not the final solution but hey I am just spitballing here, I am not a politician.